SteamCharacters
Explore Eleanor, Lou, the Butcher, Georgio and Cadet Serpico, with sourced walkthroughs and clearly identified story spoilers.
Characters
Probably Stolen Eleanor: Visits and Story Choices
Follow Probably Stolen Eleanor through her visits, the care package trap and the data drive decision, with clear spoiler warnings and source limits.
Read guide →Probably Stolen Lou: Unlocks, Toys and Her Demands
Understand Probably Stolen Lou, her permit-related arrival, what reporting changes and why her toy box and later demands need careful handling in your run.
Read guide →Probably Stolen Butcher: Bounty and Hunting Service
Read Probably Stolen Butcher choices, the bounty, retaliation and hunting service, with a clear distinction between a profitable trade and a safe decision.
Read guide →Probably Stolen Georgio: Visits, Luck and the Loan
Track Probably Stolen Georgio, his suspicious goods, Liquid Luck visits, returned waste and spaceship loan without treating his sales talk as a guarantee.
Read guide →Probably Stolen Serpico: Food, Evidence and Rewards
Follow Probably Stolen Serpico through the food drop and evidence decision, separating the officer’s stated bounty from the outcomes documented by players.
Read guide →Research snapshot: Nov 1, 2026. Last confirmed patch: 1.0.0.6 · Oct 31, 2026. Sources →